New Year Resolutions Parikshit Sahni Won’t Keep
1. “I, Parikshit Sahni, will stop caring about what random strangers say. Especially, Kapoor sahab who thinks just because he could beat me at a game of rummy at the Gymkhana the other day, he has conquered the world. What is he? Alexander Kapoor? Alex ander Kapoor. Alex under Kapoor. There goes a homophobic joke.”
2. “At the age of 40 if your son is still studying at an engineering school, you know his life can’t get worse. His friends are anyway very unlikely to buy cars and homes. Especially, his strangely intrusive friend who, because he can’t quite remember what it was like being a teenager 30 years ago, rolls his eyes and makes faces like a toddler. Toddler, yes, I will tell him that the next time he comes over for free food.”
3. “FTW. The world has been laughing at me since the birth of the universe. Just the other day, yet again in a tabloid: Famous sons who could not make it big. Just FTW.”
Then a Raju Hirani movie happens
