#PKdebate Between Two Villagers In Bhojpuri
Aego filam aael hai, chalbae dekhe? Kaun ho? PK. Naahi naahi abi naahi piyab. Arey marde! PK filam ke naam haave. Pk? Ee kaisan naam haave ho? Aamir khanwa ke filam hai. U shayad piyakkad banal ba aeme. Aacha Amita Bacchan ke filam Sharabi ke dubara banaeley hawe ka? Pata naahi. Dekah challis rupiayya ke tickas, saat kilometer cycle chalayi ke takij jaike, kahin maaza naahi aiel ta ? Haan ee to baat ba. Par Ammirba filam aache banayella. Arey u ka banayi, filam ko deractor banayala. Uhe baat ba. Arey e sab bada bada kalakaar filam me sab kuch karenle. Hum to sunli ki e eho batayele ki kaise soot kara or kon chizva rakha or ka naahi. Tabhi to hero logan ke saathi sangaati filam me jaghah pavele. Waise filam me ka hoi? Dekhay poster dekhe se ta lagahata ki Aamirba ke kehu loot le ta or jaun tarah u chaukal ba, ose lagata ki kehu mahila luteri hoe. Akhwan aisan chirayal ba ki mano samne kehu mehraru khadi ba or radio se chuphule ba. dekle houba tu? haan thikhe kahat batan. Par sanjay duttva ke sanghe ago gana me to fulll kapida pahin kar mahraruvan ke haat pakide khartin daudata u. Are bhauchak ba u. Humke ta lagata ki oker hosohabas gum ho gayalba or u pagalba near kuch khojat baa aehar ohar….
Agle din shaam me…
Kahile rahali na paisa duba jaei. Batava ab kehu dushre garhe se aael praani eha bhagwan ke doondh firat or baba logon ke dhong dhokshala me fas gayal ba. Par ago chiz samaj naahi aeel, jab ue dusre garhe ke insaan rahal to kaise ladkiya se dil laga bathail. Or ue to hathva pakad jaan let rahal ki kehu ke manva me kaa bat hai, phi u ektarfa payar kahe kare lagal. Or jab ye duniya me oker kuch luta gayil ta kaise u delhi ke ago baba lage pauchalan. Rajashthan se dahli hi milal rahal aave ke. Or gajbe sanjog ki maala bhi dahli me ago baba lage bikayil. Uper se kutta ke darad dhikhaye wali heroeen ke lakhan logon me ue mil gayel!
Manat bati ki okre grahe per bhagwan naahi hoeye. Par jab u bhasha samajlas te kaisan ei naahi bhujlas ki jese u bhasha sikhat hai okar dharam ka hai or kaise u sabkuch jaan lelas or mehraru ke andar maujood hindu–muslim dharam ke baare me jaankaari ke naahi janlas. Ae bhai hum hindu haen or tu muslim, per hum duno ek dusre ke bare me dharam ke bare me sabkuch jaanila na?
Or to or baba jee ke dhong oke pahile thik lagal or bhagwaan jee wrong number or baadi me sab samaj aa gaayil. Dekha saalan se hami log mela, trith, mandir jaila, or uha panda, pujari ke daan deval jala, jese unkar baal bacha ke ghar chalela. Ab kehu loote lage ta unkar dharam bhrast, aese hamaar soch jaroor badlela, per bhavna kaise badli.
Ago ped me fal me keeda lage lage te ka ped kaat debo, ta hava kaise mili, chaav kaise mili , tahani, lakdi or tamaam chiz. Davai da ped ke sab keeda mar jae. Baat ta tu sahi kahala bhaiya.
Ab e batava hau jo gaon vala panditji have, unke ka ab izzat karaba. Dekah bhaiyya sanskriti aur parampara bane me saikado saal lagela aur dharam ke bigaad, sudhaar me samay laagi. Agar hamre bacche padh likhkar bahar jaeye, tab u jaati, bhed aur panditaye ms door hoeye. Aihen rahiye, ta kaise door karab jakdal samaj se. par haan kosish karab ki bhagwaan bharose na rahi ke, karm bharose rahi ab.
Chala cycle aage badhava bhaiyya, raat hot baa….
Bhavya Srivastava is a television journalist. Writing experiences with fiction is a passion for him. His Facebook profile has now a collection of around hundred short stories of our chaotic urban life. He has covered religion and spirituality a lot and is a founder member of International Association for Religion Journalists. He can be reached at -bhavyasri@outlook.com