The Shocking Truth Paneer Momo Should Know About Itself
Mr. Debojit Dutta
25 yrs
Vertigo, giddiness
0–0 (1) 1 plate Paneer momo
1 bowl Mayonnaise
1 hr before lunch
0–0 (2) — do —
2 hrs before dinner
hdgAKJSAH
26/12/2014
I don’t want paneer momo. Paneer momo sucks. Yo momma is so sad she eats paneer momo. Once a momo wanted to crossdress and failed, it became a paneer momo.
Mr. Debojit Dutta
25 yrs
Vertigo, giddiness
Insomnia
0–0 (1) 1 plate Paneer momo
1 bowl Mayonnaise
1 hr before lunch
0–0 (2) — do —
2 hrs before dinner
hdgAKJSAH
1/01/2015
I don’t want paneer momo. Paneer momo sucks, so does mayonnaise. Paneer momo and mayonnaise are like foreigners in ITDC ads, wearing pagdis and salwar suits and going to Taj Mahal, Lal Qila and on camels to Rajasthan. Awww-so-cute. I don’t like awww-so-cute.
Mr. Debojit Dutta
25 yrs
Vertigo, giddiness
Insomnia
Myopia
0–0 (1) 1 plate Paneer momo
1 bowl Mayonnaise
1 bowl Rajamircha sauce
1 hr before lunch
0–0 (2) — do —
2 hrs before dinner
hdgAKJSAH
01/02/2015
I DON’T want paneer momo. Once Hitler had one paneer momo too many with rajamircha sauce+mayonnaise. On an important day he faced stomach trouble, and almost shat to death. 377 Jews died.
Mr. Debojit Dutta
26 yrs
Vertigo, giddiness
Insomnia
Myopia
0–0 (1) 1 plate Paneer momo
1 bowl Mayonnaise
1 hr before lunch
0–0 (2) — do —
2 hrs before dinner
hdgAKJSAH
19/02/2015
I DON’T WANT PANEER MOMO. It sucks. Once paneer momo went shopping with pork and chicken momo, and also, if you insist, veg momo. The other momos were naturally disgusted, but the paneer that runs in paneer momo’s veins started to act smart. “I am an Italian,” it began, “and I travelled through Germany wearing a bowler hat. But I am actually a Virat Hindu.” No one bought that shit.
NO.