Watch Neil Gaiman read bad Neil Gaiman stories

Are you a fan of all those dark and fantastic Neil Gaiman novels and wish you could write like him? This video should crush your hopes.

“Wits”, a popular public media show in the United States, asked its audience to send them the poorest imitation of Gaiman’s writings. And the result was as much disaster and laughter as expected.

Watch the video to know:

Why “Wasp the pig was never invited to another poker game again.”

About “the man who went out on an adventure with his loyal friend hanging baby angel hand.”

Gaiman’s latest novel The Sleeper and the Spindle has been published by Bloomsbury.